Who will the next pope be?

Are you the Vatican’s next top pope? Stay tuned.

Why hire a psychic when you have a hairdresser?

My psychic brings all the boys to the yard–they can teach you, but they’ll have to charge.

‘Back in my day’: Millennial Edition

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet and pennies ran rampant!

If the news was written like a magazine for teen girls

OMG. Like, duh.

Your Horrorscope for October

Let me tell you your future. (Hint: it’s full of cookies)

The problem(s) with dressing up your pets

They’re dogs. They don’t need clothes. Stupid humans.

Why women still remember that thing you said two years ago

I REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU SAY