The best treats from my childhood
Grow out of candy? I say ‘nay!’
These ones don’t scare crows. They scare people.
These ones don’t scare crows. They scare people.
Grow out of candy? I say ‘nay!’
When a commercial makes you feel this good inside, you know it’s good.
Dogs really shouldn’t do drugs.
Cats really shouldn’t do drugs.
Only the most twisted, demented people put these on their lawns.
For those who spent hours combing out tangles as a kid!
Why the unicorn has been MIA. Hint: It’s not slaughtering elves or fairies.
“You can buy candy and eat bacon whenever you want?”
Stork, you’re drunk. Go home.
