Monthly Archive: October, 2012

BRB. Writing.

I’m doing NaNoWriMo–am I crazy?


Your Horrorscope for October

Let me tell you your future. (Hint: it’s full of cookies)

The human body is gross

…to everyone but us.

The origins of your favorite superstitions

My theories, and the ‘actual’ origins.

How to make a pumpkin pie that pumpkin-haters will eat

They said they’d never eat it. They were wrong.

The problem(s) with dressing up your pets

They’re dogs. They don’t need clothes. Stupid humans.

Why women still remember that thing you said two years ago


Fun ways to frighten children

Don’t try these at home. Or outside of your home.

Six things I’ll eat straight from the jar

Hand me a spoon and leave me alone!

The 10 weirdest calendars I wish I never knew existed

Chickens, tractors, and goats in trees–and I’m sure there’s worse out there.