5 Household French terms that sound horrible in English

Cream of douche?

Who will the next pope be?

Are you the Vatican’s next top pope? Stay tuned.

Why hire a psychic when you have a hairdresser?

My psychic brings all the boys to the yard–they can teach you, but they’ll have to charge.

Concepts that I, as a human, cannot understand

Infinity? Death? Cats?

Why clowns are scary

Blame the clown children!

The truth behind A&W’s Burger Family

The ‘other’ members of the burger family.

Phrases to never say to a nerd

“What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?”

The horrible search terms people used to find this blog

‘Where the poop comes from human body’ is my personal favorite.

‘Back in my day’: Millennial Edition

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet and pennies ran rampant!

You know you’re a cat lady when…

How many cats do I have?